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• Title: Didactic Essays
• Author : Damon Dion Reed
• Release Date : January 08, 2012
• Genre: Science & Nature,Books,
• Pages : * pages
• Size : 324 KB

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How you-all doing?! When I say words, you say definitions! Words(Silence) I cant hear you! Words(Crickets). Wow, tough crowd. Have you ever noticed that the universe is arranged as a spectrum of battery systems? (Silence and cough) So did you guys here the one about the electron that walked into a bar so that it could see the bar? (Silence) You know, an electron doesnt release photons unless it is stimulated. Get it? (Frog Robot, Rooooobots) What? Cant a brother get a heckler up in this hizzy? (Silence) Did someone ask a what-what is this book about? (Silence) Seriously, I throw a what-what out there and nothing? (Silence) Fine, Ill just talk about the contents of this book. There are a lot of words, a couple sentences, two or more paragraphs, some science, a whole-lot of scientific satire, a few meaningless definitions, and some New Age Adages. Are you happy now? Peace Out! (A microphone drops to the floor.)

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